#github

I asked an open-source app to take my plugin into its own code. Minutes later a robot blocked it: one of my contributors hadn't signed the contract. The contributor was Claude.

I've never met most of my team. One made the model, one ported it, one shrank it, one merges the code, one tested it in Andalusian Spanish. I learned who most of them were from a page my AI kept.

The first countdown I ever shipped was rigged. It sat on our graduating class's website, counting down to the Abitur, our final exams — and it lied: faster during the day, slower at night.

It started with a fish tank. The next day that silly free fish tank had talked me out of paying to run my own blog.